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| And then there is also Googl€ (that made a fragmented OS, so that $am$ung could install it on the chip design it stole from App£e) |
I wish an awesome-ass year 2013 for you all :)
Happy new year.
71 - Smartphones - War of the fanboys 2012
I wish an awesome-ass year 2013 for you all :)
Happy new year.
70 - Only way Romney could have won
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| I got the idea for this one during the run up to the elections - just couldn't post it soon enough. Yes, I was that sure. |
69 - Peter Jackson at 48 frames per second
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| "Peter, you say that for everything. I'm afraid you are making a hobbit out of it." |
All said and done:
1)Perhaps some of you didn't find this one funny, but at 48 frames per second - you would!
2)Put funda for the Yin Yang.
67 - Rajni goes sailing
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| "Just as scientists gloat about their predictions over the implications of global warming on the climate, a sharp spike in temperatures across NY to Florida have been recorded." |
66 - Sachin's slump
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| Nosey Journo: "Sachin say something new!" Sachin: "That too is upto my bat..." *takes bat and hits it on journos head - THUNK* "..there you go!" |
For the record: My heart goes out to both of them. Tough to be surrounded by idiots who are constantly telling you what to do. Fingers crossed for Kolkata.
65 - Talaash - Search for the profile visitors
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| I later found out that the profile was actually de-activated 3 years ago by three men during a bachelor's party. But its presence stayed on the net and was trying to send me signs so that it could use me to seek revenge on them. |
63 - Imagination
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| "Did you say it's just you and me in his imagination?" "About that, he might be schizophrenic" |
62 - Grammar Nazi : Invites
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| "Na bro..wait, is it ok to say bro? Will that be disgusting now? Like Incesty?" |
61 - Cockney
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| I tried to come up with another (good) original CRS for this caption, but was completely shoestring as to what, so settled for this bad one. |
ctrl + a
Shoestring -> shoelace -> Clueless
(Yeah yeah, I know I know! I told you I settled for a bad one.)
60 - Dark Knight: If you are good at something
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57 - Enrique Iglesias at Yuva Dasara
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| "I asked, I pleaded, I even sang it till your ears bled, but the horror is never too far behind. Please - Don't turn off the..." |
54 - Probability of getting blocked on Facebook
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| "USING CAPS" and "Liking your own posts/comments" come right before "Religious posts" |
53 - To win or not to win
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| "Team, we have to win this one, I can't have another one of those mornings where I can't recall why I'm wearing a pink tutu and lying on the neighbour's terrace with her dog." |
52 - Knock Knock
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| "Dude you look lost" - "Well apparently I'm funny, I just don't know it." - "Yeah dude, you have the gift, but you are waiting for something" |
50 - Adele's cure for coma
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| "Look at the bright side, Adele now wants to write another sad song about your coma" |
49 - Dont let em call you gay
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| And after I beat you, I'm gonna go have my lavender iced tea at La Rosa |
48 - Satyamev Jayate : Season II
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| In the news next morning: All India Car owners association to boycott Aamir's movies. Says he does SMJ for the money |
47 - Overused comments
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| My next status: "With Fraaands like these who needs subscribers?" |
5th most overused comment is the heart or a smooch emoticon or "mwahh".
46 - Sex on the cricket field
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| "You could have just asked me to go away" "Yeah, but this was more fun." |
45 - Three stooges of love
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| Note: If you want to restart the cycle there are approx 3 litres of Vodka / 40 litres of beer / 170 shots of tequila (based on your choice of liquor) that are separating the 'post-break' and 'single' stooges. |
44 - Employment
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| On a vacation "I have way too much potential to be getting sloshed in Goa and pretend I went to Vegas" |
43 - Good programming practices
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| "I think I will look at the bright side, I didn't wanna code with my top down anyway" |
42 - Insomnia
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| "I waited 7 hours to fall asleep. Then I lost hope. I thought about my family, my mother, my father, my girlfriend, they were all sleeping so soundly and I was all alone. For the first time in my life, I broke down and started crying....*sob* *sob* Excuse me *sob* for *sob* a moment, this is too tough for me to recollect." |
For the record:
No offense to the individuals who appear on the actual show. Have nothing but respect for them for coming out stronger through their ordeals.
39 - Sequencing Pigeon pea
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| "I'll make him run around until he has lost at least 7 kilos before I reject his grant request!" |
And we sometimes wonder why we still lag behind in so many areas.
37 - The problem with dating a Psychiatrist
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| `When dating a psychiatrist, my room for error simply...shrinks! |
33 - Peter Parker and the wise man
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| "Whoohoow man...that is like...Deeeep bro!! Peace!" |
Let that be a lesson to y'all young wanna-be stoners!
32 - Dirty picture
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| Also in the directive, we have been asked to blur his mouth and play 50 Cents at loud volume in the background to drown out Kohli's words. |
31 - Between you me and the whole wide world
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| "Who told you and why can't people mind their own business? Why is everybody so obsessed with me?" |
29 - Feeding techiques
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| "And who should I call if he refuses to take a bath? Whitney Houston's house maid? Gotcha!" |
28 - Red pill blue pill
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| "If you can still hear me, the red pill was a laxative and it might be kickin in now. You might wanna take it easy!" |
Happy April fools day everyone!! :)
27 - Far fetched manifestos
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| They need to sell their coal mines to pay their bills, meanwhile we will need someone to blame for our incompetency too. |
26 - I went to the rally too
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| So tough to impress fathers these days. |
I fight for a cause all the time. I just dunno the cause.
25 - Land of the Kamasutra
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| "What???" "Uhhh...I meant for advice" |
For the record:
My dear men,
Yes, if you didn't know, go do your homework now. You will thank me someday.
My dear women,
Don't worry, I got your back on this....no pun intended.
24 - Chaos Theory in UK Timeline
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| And thus reaffirming my belief in Chaos theory: "There is an underlying order to a seemingly random sequence of events" |
23 - Social Networking
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| "And since my parents hate it, I'm definitely gonna try it." "Attagirl! BTW You mistyped, 'hear' as 'here' " |
